Target Tales
Scene: In an aisle at Target. Nashville, Tennessee. Approx. 1:41 p.m.
Lady: Excuse me, where are the nightgowns?
Me: Umm, I'm not sure. Maybe with the other pajamas?
Lady: You don't know?
Me: Sorry, no.
Lady (finally noticing my purse and shopping cart): Oh! I'm sorry, you don't work here, do you?
Me: No, I don't.
Lady: It's just that you are wearing a red top and khaki pants.
Me (looking down): Why, you're right, I am.
Lady: That's what their employees wear.
Me: Yes, they do.
Lady: That's why I asked you for help.
Me: Sorry about that.
Lady: It's okay. But you are very confusing.*
Me: ...
*I think she meant my outfit was confusing her, but it's possible that I'm just flat out confusing.
posted by Lisa | 12:28 PM
5 Comments:
Heehee! I don't think you're confusing. Well, not usually. :)
That is hilarious! I've always thought you were a confusing person Lisa! ;)
Is it just me, but is she trying to blame you for her lack of perception?
Well, I hope you feel properly chastised.;)heh
That's hilarious! I think I'll go to Target wearing a red shirt and khaki pants just to confuse people :)
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